new found talent

june's here to blog about her new found talent...creating hilarious phrases...i juz discovered it like a couple of days ago hahaz

i was toking to tsh that day abt fil's hidden secret (haha i am trying to xian hai you!) apparently he said he knew sth abt fil tat i dunno...so in an attempt to make him tell mi the secret...

June: being BEST FRIENDS, we should share secrets...u will feel v xin ku if u kept it to urself
TSH: i am your border friend not best friend (sth liddat)
FYI, border friends mean at the border of my friends circle...can be out and in anytime hahaz
June: haha ya of cos u are my border fren! at the border of my lungs, so close to my heart

LOL arent i talented!! i was laughing as i typed this lol i cant believe i stoop to that level just to dig out gossips! and in the end...the whole hidden secret is a HOAX! like wat filina said, TSH is always trying to stir shit hahaz

anyway i also have a flair in signing off email too hahaha recently i sign off my email as
From your beloved and trusted and cute and dance very well and a bit bimbo and GOT SUPER OBVIOUS COLLARBONE friend,
Jolin Tan the Great
*and thnx to iris for reminding mi XXX the great always die horribly**i will change*

i think there's a period of time when emails are signed off as
This is top secret...your PC will explode in 30 seconds time after the opening of the email
5..
4..
3..
2..
1..
*BOOM*

haha i think this was in celebration with jolin's "agent J" album hahaz i think fairy started it!

orh and another joke!
iris: u sure any 阿猫阿狗 can set up a joint account?
june: no no we are not 阿猫阿狗 we are 阿牛阿猪!
*lol*

ok i feel happy! possibly becos of GMARKET hahaha thnx joanna!! hahaz i'm a bit crazy abt it right now

and sk told mi in pet society, if u dun bathe ur pet but kept feeding it....it will acty poo...COOL! but i cant stand a dirty jolin :( hahaz